Author page: Andy Ritchie

Goat Pâté

Goat pate (Just thought I’d sneak in a wee story about the greatest species of animal on Earth!) Ingredients: 20kg of goat About 1200kg of rampaging donkeys A pasting A shovel   With a searing tropical cycle home to look forward to I...

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Today’s special

    Today’s special   Ingredients: 1large pot of coffee Sachet of surprise A good night sleep Coated with life never being boring   And so just how does the average day in the life go on an animal refuge? Something like this; Alarmed, quite...

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Tayramizoo
Tayramizoo

Tayramizoo Ingredients: 2 scoops of crazy 1 sneaky pest An edible cage ‘Thyme’ wasted trying to catch 2 tayras*See what I done there?   A tayra is something like a large ferret, a very large ferret and we have two of them. One is called Camote...

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The Camonbear Pickle
The Camonbear Pickle

STORY COOK RECIPE NO.1 Ingredients: • Pinch of turtle heid • One large lump of bear • A large sieve like bear catcher • Little splash of imminent death Three words to sum up this first almost overwhelming six months working and living in a...

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